Whaaaaaaa!!! I. am. so. excited. Dreg surprised me tonight with the NEW Facercise book!!
It’s written by my beauty idol Carole Maggio who ain’t afraid to warn people; the older they get, the longer & droopier their noses will become. YES PEOPLE!! Not only do you need to exercise your butts ‘n bodies but your face needs strengthening too!
See? Look at all the muscles in your face!! This is good news folks, GREAT news – this means, you have the potential to naturally plump your lips, boost your cheekbones, tighten your neck, reduce your chins and open up those eyes!
The exercises really work. You will feel it immediately & in a week, see it.
The trick is just remembering to do it.
Oh, oh here – Here is Carole! An amazing looking gal in her 60’s! (i think)
Yeah, I’m fairly certain she’s older than she looks!
Well, I AM COMMITTED.
Every day I’m going to Exercise, Facercise and do Resistance Stretching!
And in no time at all, I’m sure, I’ll be touching my toes with my pretty face between my knees.
Here’s my BEFORE picture so we can track my progress!!
Now quit being ugly & buy this book! And get your ugly man one too.